Hello everyone. I heard some news. They think I don’t understand because I choose to be aloof sometimes. After all, my blog is thoughtful and erudite. I have a persona to maintain. Anyhoo, back in March my Man went away. I never really understood why, but my Woman and my Boy were not happy about it. Evelyn the Embarrassment and I were ok, but we liked our Man a lot. So when my Woman whispered into my ear that he is coming back, I didn’t even blink. But I’m happy.
Dakota’s Top 10 List about his Man:
10. He puts ice in the kitchen water bowl, just for fun.
9. He never laughed when I tried to lift my leg to pee…after my leg was stolen.
8. He makes my Boy leave me alone when I need my space.
7. He walked in the woods with me before the leg elves took my leg by stealth.
6. He installed the dog door.
5. He talks baby talk to me, but just the right amount. Not too much.
4. He makes Evelyn bug off.
3. He was so good to our Spirit dogs before they crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
2. He paid the vet bills.
1. He stopped the car for me when I was dumped!
I was practicing how I am going to meet him when he comes home. Whaddya think?
