i did a field trip. momma tole me how to spell it. field trip. i wented in my car with pop and momma. we wented to the dive shop first to see pop’s pals. they luv me bery much. i had to let all them mens rub my belly for a long time. then momma and me walk nex door.
nex door is P.C.’s Pantry. momma spell that one too. P.C.’s is a dog shop. the lady makes cookies. many cookies. and they gived a bunch to me cuz they just did. i comed in that door and they make skweeky noise at me. “o look at her she is so kute do you wanna treet corse yu do” and they skweek at me like babys.
so i let them give me them treets.
i seed dogs there. i seed a sane ben nard. o boy wat a big dog! i seed a bast hownd. he wuz meen. i seed a dog that lookd like gayle! she rilly did! her name is ella. she was nice an we had a kon ver sashun. i like her. an nen i seed a tripawd cat! momma tole me it is a cat. watever.
an nen yu no wat? i got more treets cuz i foun how to make momma git me more! i made poop on P.C.’s floor an that makes momma get me more treets!
- is like dis–i make the poop.
- momma sez “o evelyn why did yu do that?”
- momma say to P.C. lady “my dog made a posit.”
- P.C. lady say “is ok i will cleen it.”
- momma say “i am so sory.”
- P.C. lady make the LOL smiley face an say “is ok.”
- momma ask for them peenut buttr treets! she say to me “i feel gilty evelyn.”
is magic! if yu do them steps yore momma will git yu treets too! is magic!
we goed out the door wif that bag of treets an P.C. lady say “come bak cuz we never member who goed poop on the floor!” so i will tell momma lets go bak! bak for more majik!
–evvie