today i goed on a big essplore at my new home. at my old home i did big essplores and had fun and got into trubble and made messes and rolled in dirt and did whatever i wanted. today my momma and my dad wuz taking stuff out of the big scary moving truk. i found some more trubble then. this is wat happen.
you knoe i live with a boy. well, we brung this boy’s bestest fren here to help. you knoe how they helped? they taked their lil drivey cars and drived them on the sidewalky things and made the drivey cars do triks and stuff. i like them drivey cars a bunch so i went with them boys. momma and dad did not see me go. momma came to fine me and she had her big frowny face on. she say she was skared and worried. i try to tell her i jus went on a big essplore. she did not heer me. momma loves me bunches and bunches but she is not very smart. i wanna go on a essplore tomorroe. you wanna come?
evelyn
Evelyn, maybe you should only go on big essplores if you’re attached to a leash, and your mom or dad is at the other end of that leash. Just a suggestion. I’m glad your mom found you and that you hadn’t got into too much trubble yet!
deer max’s dad,
you sound like my momma and dad about those leash things. that is wat they say. but i am sneeky. they wuz in the big truk and i like those lil drivey cars so i went out the door. i am sure bernie would like to go on a essplore with me. can he come?
evelyn
I watched AFV tonight and there was this bull dog chasin a kid drivey jeep cuz it made the dog crazy. That dog hopped in that mote drivey jeep and went for a ride while chewing on it……was that you? Are you famous and on national tv” or was u just practicin for your big debut?
nope that wuz not me. i wuz playin with a drivey race car and a drivey hummer. i do not wanna chew on them. i am not sure but i think if i do that they will be broked and i will be unhappy. and momma will say her bad wurds.
evelyn
Evelyn, you are so brave to go sploring!! I’m afraid to make my mom mad because then maybe she will give me away like the last two places I lived. So I mostly stay right by her legs where ever we go. It seems to irritate her sometimes, but I think I am just being a good boy. She is a really good treat dispenser too- I don’t want to be too far away if treats are given out. I stand right between her feet at the park, but I don’t get a treat for that. Its not that I’m scared- we learned to stand by ‘heel’ in school. Womans are hard to figure out.
Your admiring pal,
Oberon
my sister zoot was like you, oberon. she had 3 or 4 peoples before she got us. that is too bad. you need only 1 good peoples. you have the good one now so you can relax. i do not heel. i went to a bunch of skool but my teecher told momma that i am like a teenage gurl cuz i flip her off. wat do this meen? i am the boss of me.
love always, evelyn
Hey Evelyn,
Yes, I wud luv to go essplore wif you. I kin hop on a grey hound dog and meet you and we could spend the day explorin. All I haft to do is figger out how to get this zappy thing off my neck when I try to eskape our yard.
Yer mom sounds like mine–a pottypooper. I git into a lot of truble too, Evelyn…I think we wuld be a good pare. Mom is starting tp call me dammit Mack. Does your mom call you dammit Evelyn? Is that a term of endeerment?
I luv you, Evelyn. You are my type of gal.
xoxoxo
Mack
mack, you are bigger than me but if you do not slobber on my hed you can essplore too. i will think about the zappy thing. can you give it to your mom? do you have a boy to put it on? my momma does not call me dammit evelyn. she calls dakota dammit dakota. she wuld not be happy if i wrote wat she calls me but mosely it starts with sh.
evelyn
evelyn, you are brave and brassy….we like that!
charon & spirit gayle
oh i am not really brave but thank you anyway. i am brave if the door is open rite behind me.
evelyn
Evelyn,
Don’t scare your momma like that! She loves you very much! Next time leave a note for her or something. Finchy went on an essplore one time and took chili dawg with him… i said lots of bad words when I noticed they were gone. it was scary.
Jenna & spirit Chili Dawg
i would go for a essplore with finchy. i like his face. did chili have free legs or fore when he did the essplore? did you say the same bad wurds my momma sez when i pee on dakota’s bed? i bet you did.
evelyn
Lissten girlie, ain’t nothin’ out there but trouble!
Oh wait, that’s your middle name ain’t it?
No more splorin young lady, you gonna get it next time!