i did a field trip. momma tole me how to spell it. field trip. i wented in my car with pop and momma. we wented to the dive shop first to see pop’s pals. they luv me bery much. i had to let all them mens rub my belly for a long time. then momma and me walk nex door.
nex door is P.C.’s Pantry. momma spell that one too. P.C.’s is a dog shop. the lady makes cookies. many cookies. and they gived a bunch to me cuz they just did. i comed in that door and they make skweeky noise at me. “o look at her she is so kute do you wanna treet corse yu do” and they skweek at me like babys.
so i let them give me them treets.
i seed dogs there. i seed a sane ben nard. o boy wat a big dog! i seed a bast hownd. he wuz meen. i seed a dog that lookd like gayle! she rilly did! her name is ella. she was nice an we had a kon ver sashun. i like her. an nen i seed a tripawd cat! momma tole me it is a cat. watever.
an nen yu no wat? i got more treets cuz i foun how to make momma git me more! i made poop on P.C.’s floor an that makes momma get me more treets!
- is like dis–i make the poop.
- momma sez “o evelyn why did yu do that?”
- momma say to P.C. lady “my dog made a posit.”
- P.C. lady say “is ok i will cleen it.”
- momma say “i am so sory.”
- P.C. lady make the LOL smiley face an say “is ok.”
- momma ask for them peenut buttr treets! she say to me “i feel gilty evelyn.”
is magic! if yu do them steps yore momma will git yu treets too! is magic!
we goed out the door wif that bag of treets an P.C. lady say “come bak cuz we never member who goed poop on the floor!” so i will tell momma lets go bak! bak for more majik!
–evvie
Evelyn! You are so smart! (I mean, except for all the bad spelling…) What a great trick you learned today! I am going to try to make my mama take me to the doggie treat place and see if I can get some peanut butter cookies for pooping on the floor!
Thanks for the tip! (How come your spelling is so bad? Me, I’m from Mexico – pronounced may-he-co – but my English es mucho mejor than yours. Maybe it is because I went to a fawster home first and they taught me all kinds of stuff there – like not to poop on floors… Anyway, maybe I could come and tutor you. We could get into monkeybutt trouble and pester Dakota Dawg!)
MBBunny Rita
rita, i hafta work on my spelling. momma sed it was kinda her fawlt i pooped on the floor. she thawt i was nervus from all the dog smells but i just had to poop. try it cuz it works!
Hey hang on a sec! Evelyn cannot and I mean CANNOT use my log in! Dammit!
Oh Evelyn, you are so funny! I can’t let Finchy read this because then he will get ideas…
wat ideas? i made a list. finchy jus hasta follow the list an then he dont need no ideas. hey finchy! follow the list. do it and the majik happens. truss me
She is stealing my log in! Finchy, do not pay her any attention. She is making me look bad. And you are a good dog. So don’t.
Evelyn… pssst! It iz Samson an Bailey… we red yowr ahrtikle and fownd it to be mowst interesting. We awr thinking we myte try yowr poop trick for treeets…..I haf tu go dad iz coming….
You kids need to take a nap. I don’t recommend what Evelyn did. She got some cookies but guess what? I got more! Ha!
Evvie!
I’m glad you got treats but geesh, don’t make the monkeydogs look bad in public!
I personally would never, ever, not even if the world was ending – pottie any where but my back yard!
Evelyn did not want to poop on the floor, Rocket. I did not know what her “signals” meant. I thought she was nervous from all the dogs in the store. Instead, she was doing the potty dance and I didn’t pay close enough attention.
–Shari
I must be doing something wrong…not only will my Mom not get me my own log-in (on FB either), I get in trouble for pooping inside. The other night I had to go in the middle of the night- so I got up and went outside, but it was cold and wet so I came back in and pooped in the living room. So why don’t I get cookies for that?
I’m kind of shy in new places so I can’t poop there, but maybe you could show me how? For cookies I can do lots of things!
Your admirer,
Oberon
Oooh! So that’s how you do it – now I know howz you Monkeybutts get more treats – it’s all about the poop!
Well it goes together – doesn’t it, butts and poop.
Monkeypoopbutts – even better name 😉
Hee hee
TWP Lylee
Evelyn,
If you were here, I would take you to the Three Dog Bakery and you wouldn’t even have to poop to get a cookie.
Love your post.
Boomer and Tina
Evelyn –
You are funny but I get in trouble if I poop on the floor. I don’t get treats. Is that some monkeybutt trick?
D-Dawg – you better keep Evelyn in check – she is stealing your air time.
DEAR EVLYN
HI IT IS ME SPARKY
MOMMY SAYS TELL TO YOU THAT YOU WRITE KIND OF LIKE ME WITH FUNNY WORDS. I THINK THEY ARE GOOD DOG WORDS. YOU ARE SMART TO KNOW HOW TO TELL STORIES.
ONCE I SEED A BIG AND BIG DOG CALLED ROTT. I POOPED RIGHT THERE IN THE LIVING ROOM. SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. I DID NOT GET ANY TREATS. IT IS A TRUE STORY.
KEEP TELLING TO US GOOD STORIES EVLYN. WE LIKE THEM.
LOVE FROM SPARKY THE WRITER DOG