Because Evelyn and I are so digusted with Barney’s behavior and riot-inciting, he has had no one to play with. Today he found some kindred spirits in my Boy’s old Webkinz animals. He invited my Boy’s dogs–a pug, a bulldog and a dachshund–to play Blackjack. I thought the pug would be the better player (pugs, as we know, are smart cookies) but it was the bulldog that cleaned house. I’m sure it cheated.
As you can see, the bulldog (Bandit is his name) had all the quarters and a 21. The pug, Puku, is just too excitable to sit still and focus. Poster child for canine ADHD. And the dachshund, Oscar (you’ll figure it out), just hates cards. Bandit is a smarter bulldog than Evelyn, and I think that’s why Barney did so badly. He expected Evelyn’s brain to show up. Anyway, Barney sucks at Blackjack.
