Barney sucks at Blackjack

Because Evelyn and I are so digusted with Barney’s behavior and riot-inciting, he has had no one to play with. Today he found some kindred spirits in my Boy’s old Webkinz animals. He invited my Boy’s dogs–a pug, a bulldog and a dachshund–to play Blackjack. I thought the pug would be the better player (pugs, as we know, are smart cookies) but it was the bulldog that cleaned house. I’m sure it cheated.

As you can see, the bulldog (Bandit is his name) had all the quarters and a 21. The pug, Puku, is just too excitable to sit still and focus. Poster child for canine ADHD. And the dachshund, Oscar (you’ll figure it out), just hates cards. Bandit is a smarter bulldog than Evelyn, and I think that’s why Barney did so badly. He expected Evelyn’s brain to show up. Anyway, Barney sucks at Blackjack.

Author: Dakota Dawg

Dakota lived high in Colorado and was a member of the February Furballs. He lost a front leg to soft tissue sarcoma on 2-11-11. Dakota impulsively decided to see what the whole "rainbow bridge" business was about on 12-15-12 and before we could stop him, he was gone. But never forgotten. Never. View all posts by Dakota Dawg