Barney has been called away on a super-secret, double-ultra-important mission. He was going to stay another day but my Woman said duty calls. She said Barney is some kind of secret agent man and he is needed elsewhere–P*R*O*N*T*O. So Barney was crammed into his box and he’s flying away in the morning.
Barney stinks. He really does. I found his scent…compelling and interesting. Evelyn found it intoxicating. Photographic proof below.
As we crammed Barney into the box, all of his Blackjack friends showed up to send him off. Puku, Oscar and Bandit hopped up there and did whatever it is that compulsive gamblers do when they say goodbye.
My assessment: He’s a pain in the butt, no doubt about it. I hope he makes up for the riot he caused here. Funny thing. We were supposed to kill Barney but instead Barney made me a little nuts. I ate Evelyn’s head and made her bleed a little. I say good riddance, purple creature. So long, schmuck!
Evelyn looks lovestruck! Poor girl, doesn’t know what’s best for her.
Chili’s Family: I have given up on her. She is what she is. And she’s asking me how Finchy’s doing and when he’s going to come see her.
Love, Dakota
He was here months ago and I still can’t get the stench outta my nostrils. Peeeee-uwwwwww!
Sorry he bewitched Evelyn and tried to turn you guys against each other! He’s evil that way…
Can’t wait to see who gets him next.
Kisses,
Abby
Abby, I think the smell was very invigorating. I must admit, though, that I like the stronger things in life. Just as some humans can’t abide stinky cheese, I guess some tripawds can’t abide a stinky dinosaur. Evelyn, though, was just lovestruck. I hope Obie doesn’t find out.
Love, Dakota (and kisses right back atcha baby!)
I think Barney hypnotizes their Monkeybrains… You should have seen Tosca and Zephyr fawning over him. It was embarrassing.
Glad you emerged from your Barney adventure mostly unscathed.
Rio et al
Hi DD…Pegz checking in. My mom has issues. She really wants to follow along and can’t figure out why we are missing all the posts. Last one we saw was Lazy Days…now we come back and there are lots of others since.
Also….how do I get in on the Barney gig? I totally LOVE stinky cheese…and dinosaurs.
Wait…what’s that little check box below? IS that how she’s supposed to do it? Or do we just have to start at the home page all the time? Geesh…I have to do everything around here. Isn’t being a tripawd princess enough responsibility?
Well Pegz, I’m not sure why you can’t see the other posts. But I didn’t write for awhile and then wrote a bunch once Barney arrived, so maybe it’s just that I didn’t do my job. That would be typical. But there is a calendar on the right of the page so you can navigate from there, too.
There is a forum post you can sign up on saying that you want Barney. It’s right here:https://tripawds.com/forums/anything-goes/i-want-barney/?value=i%20want%20barney&type=3&include=3&search=1&ret=all
Have fun!
Love, Dakota
Thanks Big D!!!…we just signed up for Barney!
We can see your other posts…but only if we navigate to YOUR page. Is there anyway to go to one page (like Home at Tripawds) and see what blogs have new updates? Can we do it from the dashboard?
No biggie…we just happy to be here and want to follow along. Thanks for helping us!!