how to be a PITA, by me evelyn

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my momma lady and i wuz talkin. well, she did all the talkin. i am a bery good lissner. i don’t do what she sez but i lissen. i am not a bery good doer. there is a diffrence. i am digressing.

momma lady sed hey evelyn you are such a good pain in the ass you should give lessons. and i thawt that wuz a grate idea! i can give any tripawds lessons on how to be the bery best pain in the ass! what do you think?

here is my rezume vitay sperience qualifikashuns how come:

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i sniffed the grandpup all the time and violated her privacy.

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i sniffed her pants a lot cuz they wuz nice.

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when my pop would go pee i would get in his warm spot and then i would pretend i could not hear him say move over.

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i did it a lot.

 
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i also took up too much room on the couch. my momma lady sed i oozed into her territory.

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i did not respect the peeple boundries.

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i made the sad eyes when the dishwasher was open cuz i hoped they would let me lick the plates. i wuz in the way all the dam time. that is what my momma lady sed.

so there you go! call me if you want lessons. i give them for free and i am vailable all the time!

love, evelyn

 

 

 


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