I warned ’em. I told Evelyn and Barney that I would not tolerate any monkey business. I had to stay up pretty late to see what they were up to, but it was worth it.
I watched them snoring for awhile till they noticed me. Well, they didn’t notice me till they heard the camera click. They couldn’t even run after me. I think they had hangovers. I took the camera to my Woman, and she was not happy. At all. She knew Barney was a bad influence, but she found out just how bad he can be. My woman punished them both.
yikes, evelyn….christmas is coming, you don’t want santa to hear about your tom-foolery… that barney is a bad seed. dakota, we feel for you!!
charon & gayle
crud. i did not knoe my tom foolery was showing. i tri hard to keep it hiddin but sumtimes it shows wen i bend over.
Good thing you had that camera ready Dakota! Sometimes da humans needs evidence!
PS> Evvie has the cutest polkadot belly!
Evelyn thinks she is part dalmatian!
Evelyn- get that bus ticket NOW!!!! I would never treat you like that! I dream of waking up in your arms like that purple thing, well, that and my dish full of food.
Your respectful pal,
Oberon
Obie (now you’re Oberon, huh?)–Don’t go to the dark side. Just because Evelyn calls you by your dignified name does not mean she is a dignified dame. Ha ha! Poetry!
Seriously, she’s bad news. You don’t need her kind of trouble. I suggest you watch every movie with Mae West or Jessica Rabbit that you can get your paws on to see just what you’d be in for. Evelyn also is not very smart. When my Woman tells her to “sit,” she does everything she knows. She lays down, rolls onto her back, bobs up and down between sitting and laying. It’s hilarious. You need a chick with more brains that that, Obie.
Love, Dakota
Oh Evelyn, don’t let that silly dinosaur suck you into his world of crazy! You gotta have Dakota’s back, girl! Get’cha head in the game!! Show them you’re smarter than they give you credit for.
Spirit Chili Dawg
Evelyn really loves Barney. I don’t think she’s got my back at all. When I walk by her and she’s talking to Barney, she growls at me. That’s not very nice.
Dang, that looks like a serious party! When I first saw the picture of the toilet next, I thought maybe somebody needed a little hair of the dog…
That Barney is nothing but trouble. Even after you put him to work, he still manages to have enough energy left to cause problems. Good luck, D-Dawg, that purple monstrosity will move along to torment another Tripawd soon enough.
Micki and Rio
Rio, we were trying to think of places to show Barney up here but our little town has 1200 people, 5 bars, 3 pot dispensaries, 2 liquor stores, 1 cigarette store and 1 tattoo parlor. Where should we take him first?
Monkeymouth Evelyn! I knew there was something about you I liked! You have a spotted belly just like me!
Is it wrong for a pawrent to admit that seeing Evelynn surrounded by those bottles made me giggle and a lil envious? Of course I was even more envious to see Shari has someone to do the cleaning!!! When you are done scrubbing there…come scrub here….Barney! Bud’s mom
Bud’s mom,
Just because Barney got put to work, doesn’t mean he does a good job. He’s a total slacker!!! When he wuz at our house, dad put him to work in the garden, and I think he made the weeds grow instead of pulling them.
Rio